Sunday, April 17, 2016

The Miracle of the InnerNut

Capt. Muffinheart demonstrating squirrel telepathic communication.

Have you ever wondered about how little squirrels are able to communicate instantaneously with other squirrels?  Unlike our slow Internet, they use the incredibly fast InnerNut.  This mode of communication is the fastest and most efficient.  It requires no computer hardware and is instantaneous!  How is that possible? 
Because it is direct: heart-to-heart!

 The InnerNut was popularized and spread over the globe through the ingenious efforts of our late Admiral Nut.  He worked tirelessly to make sure that little squirrels and squirrel people world-wide were connected!  The connection is simply made via awareness.  Once Mr.Nut would telepathically touch your heart, thereafter you became aware of the frequency of compassionate heart-wisdom! The same wisdom that made Mr.Nut the bodhisattva that we all knew and loved, and continue to love!

Admiral Nut spent his entire lifetime perfecting the art of effortless communication. He conveyed hundreds of messages of pure wisdom without even uttering a word!  With his pure intent and compassionate heart, he was able to teach the Cosmic principles of Squirrelove to squirrels and squirrel people all over the globe! He has students and friends in every country on this planet and throughout the galaxy!

Here is a song in his honor!  Thanks to my dear friend Ulf for his lovely music accompaniment and video creation!

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Give Us This Day Our Daily Nut

I was sitting with Capt. Muffinheart this morning and he shared some squirrel wisdom with me.  It's that time of the month again when the rent is due and that always brings on stress.  The cost of living is going up, but not enough work to cover the basics.  So, as I was pondering this dilemma, the thought came (telepathically from Muffin) "Hey you know the prayer is:  "Give us this day our daily bread".  It's not "Give us this day our yearly supply of bread."  

Then I realized that my stress was happening from worrying about the future.  In this moment, I have a roof over my head and food on the table.  The lights are on and I'm not in debt. And the squirrels are all healthy and happy! 
Thank you Muffinheart for bringing me back 
to the present moment!