Ten Reasons to Vote
Squirrel for President!
1. They never overthink situations.
2. They don't get attached to points of view.
3. They know how to live balanced lives.
4. They never tell lies.
5. They are community minded.
6. They have no debts.
7. They help the planet by planting trees.
8. They remind drivers to watch the road.
9. They never show any nepotism.
10.They nurture their young to be self-sufficient.
Pepe the Squirrel says,
"We are the ones you've been waiting for!"