Wisdom of the Sadhu-Squirrels

Squirrel Sadhus performing a house blessing

People have forgotten the Ancient wisdom teachings and so must rely on the Great Squirrel Sadhus to activate their Cosmic memories.  The purity of these teachings have been maintained perfectly in the consciousness of these bodhi-squirrels.  The books of wisdom, such as the Squirrel Upanishads, the Squirrel Vedas, the Squirrel te Ching, and the Gospel of Squirrel, were transcribed by the holy squirrel sages thousands of years ago and then buried deep at the base of the Tree of Life in the Yucatan.  

Squirrel Keepers of Wisdom

Chuang Tzu was referring to these squirrel rishis when he stated:   "The purpose of words is to convey ideas. When the ideas are grasped, the words are forgotten. Where can I find one who has forgotten the words? He is the one I would like to talk to."

There is a great ancient text called the Ashtavakra Gita; less commonly known as the Squirrel Gita.  Very few people realize that Ashtavakra lived many incarnations as a squirrel. Consequently, his teachings are so pristine that the reader can be awakened spontaneously to his true essence!

Don't worry if you don't have any copies of the Squirrel Wisdom teachings....  you can always visit a little squirrel and ask for a direct transmission!  They are always happy to perform this service! 

Squirrel Sadhu giving Shaktipat

Don't forget: "If the squirrel fits, wear it!"